Our eyes! This hideous thing is the Scaldarsi Emperor I. It used to be the lovely Mercedes-Maybach S 600…

Created by Scaldarsi (they must have gone to same school of design as Mansory...) the Emperor I has 24-karat rose gold accents, a new front fascia and modified side and rear treatments. The interior gets new leather and wood trim on almost every surface. Aesthetically challenged much? Just a tad we think...

There is some good news, however; Brabus handles the power and that means it features a 6.3-litre twin-turbocharged V12 making 888 horsepower. It can hit 100kph from rest in just 3.7 seconds.

Does that make you like it any more? Didn’t think so...